- Me: Hello!
- Nigerian: Hello.
- Me: How are you?
- Nigerian: Fine.
- Me: How is your day going?
- Nigerian: Fine.
- Me: How is work?
- Nigerian: Fine.
- Me: How is your family?
- Nigerian: Fine.
- Me (thinking in my head): Wow. Nigerians sure are descriptive people. Give me something to work with!!!
a common Nigerian greeting (written in English)