• Me: Hello!
  • Nigerian: Hello.
  • Me: How are you?
  • Nigerian: Fine.
  • Me: How is your day going?
  • Nigerian: Fine.
  • Me: How is work?
  • Nigerian: Fine.
  • Me: How is your family?
  • Nigerian: Fine.
  • Me (thinking in my head): Wow. Nigerians sure are descriptive people. Give me something to work with!!!